Sunday, June 05, 2005
GRRR

ohhh man IM SUPPOSED TO BLOG YTD
stupid dad's laptop shut down suddenly
GRR

ahweell ytd i arrived at pudong at 400pm
from 10am so thats like 5 hours la
then another 2 HOURS ride our of suzhou
on dad's dear chauffer's vann
out of shanghai
into suzhou INDUSTRIAL DISTRICT
that is newly built to cater to singaporeans working in suzhou.

then on the first night
first dinner in suzhou
was SINGAPOREAN FOOD.
YAWWNS.
had chicken rice
which tasted NOTHING LIKE singapore
more like hainan i suppose.

walkarnd the shopping district,
mann its all CHINES SIGNBOARDS AND BRANDS
im surprised.
where did all the western influence go?
i mean, the influence other than all those fake adidas and nike products.



haha that was DAY 1!
day 2

woke up quite late.
who cares, no tourguide anyway.
actually got, MY DEAR DAD.
haha we went ot this street full of roadside stalls,
SAW MYY BB RIFLE OMGODS
SUPER BIGG
SUPER POWERFUL
i tried one bullet,
made a super big dent on the METAL PLATE>
haha 100 yuan!
means only like 20 bucks
BUDDEN DAD DIDNT LET ME BUY
GRRR DAMNIT.

ahwell guess had to stick with thee kfc i cooled myself with.
twister! haha thats like such an old recepie of kfc lor
>,<
then we had this big gay boat ride
around the moat of suzhou
do u know that the old suzhou city is surrounded by a moat?
so aorund this most we went
big gay ride we had
not to mention boring.
then we went to a BIGGER SHOPPING district.
called guan qian street.
mayb i ask gu miao
he knows all the roads in suzhou.
WHY u ask?
cuz he's from suzhou, dumbass.

not much shopping, the only thing i rmb was e MASSAGE!
yeahh it rocked
the guys there are super polite,
nice rooms
nice massage therapists.
omg the girl who massaged me,
looks like 19.
BUT SHE'S THE SAME AGE AS ME!!! omgods i know.
super pretty i guess,
bt not as pretty as u.
dont worry although she's super hot,
i still wont marry her.
1 wife policy!
but i dun wanna 1 child policy.
PLEAASE. :p

ok after e massage, had PEKING DUCK!
fuckin peking duck is so nice, many ways to eat it.
ohhyeaahhh
then i duunno why, we shop so much
and now im here blogging.
ok dear sleep tight
*muacks




ME
bernard (you could spell it gerard)